How old is too old to believe in Santa?
- Any age. Santa is a phony.
- 4-5 years old
- 7-8 years old
- I still believe in Santa. What are you talking about?
How early do you break out the Christmas decorations?
- December 1st
- At the latest, the day after Thanksgiving
- I don't decorate
- I'll get to it the week before Christmas...
Are you listening to Christmas music right now? Be honest:
- You caught me!
- No, but thanks for the reminder!
- I only listen to Christmas music on Christmas Day, never before.
- I hate Christmas music
Time to sit down, relax, and enjoy a movie! What are you going to watch?
- Whatever's on TV
- One of my many Christmas movies
- A documentary
- A gripping drama
Describe an ideal December evening...
- Avoiding the oppressive holiday season any way I can
- Enjoying the company of friends and family
- Sitting in front of a crackling fire, drinking hot chocolate by the tree
- Going to the gym so I don't gain any Christmas weight
Do you turn into a Master Chef around the holidays?
- I bake cookies, pies, roasts, turkeys... the list goes on
- I still get delivery every night
- I'll make some eggnog now and then
- Cooking is too much work
Would you be caught dead wearing an ugly Christmas sweater?
- I'll wear it to a party, but that's it
- Ew, I hate ugly sweaters
- I practically sleep in my ugly Christmas sweaters
- The most I'll wear is a Santa hat
Candles can really set the mood. Do you have a favorite scent?
- Plain. No smell.
- Cinnamon and cloves
- Christmas Cookies
Do you enjoy spending time with relatives?
- If I could see my extended family more, I would
- How do I loath thee? Let me count the ways...
- I guess it's nice to see them around this time of year
- My immediate family is about all I can handle
When do you throw away the Christmas tree?
- In late January, with tears in my eyes
- After New Year's Day
- The next available trash day
- I use a fake tree