Which “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Character Are You?
After thirteen years off the air, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” should be totally carbon dated and yet it still remains relevant, empowering, and completely badass with the stabby-sliceage on the nasty pointy-bitey ones! Dust off this quiz to find out which Buffy character you are!
So, your boyfriend is an Undead American. Normsville, right? How would you handle the whole “you-getting-old-him-staying-hot” thing?
- No bigs! He’s got the tough part!
- Nip, tuck, and lift!
- I’m guessing not well
If you were immortal what would you do with the whole "not gonna die" thing?
- Get crazy rich and help people
- Get crazy rich and travel the world
- Get crazy rich and do evil-ish stuff
- I'm not sure. Forever is a long time and getting bored would be an issue...
What’s your preferred method to get all killy?
- Yeah, not so killy
Even the uberstrong need a place to get away from the grim. Pick a lair:
Chatter in the caf has you starring as Major Bitch #1 in “Sunnydale High: The Movie!” How do you put the whoa on the rumor mill?
- I just ignore it and go to the happy books section in the library
- Start my own rumor mill and mill some damn rumors!
- Try to reason with the rumor-spreaders
- Get punchy
You’re having “ors” about your chosen sheetmate. How do you park the dumptruck in Splitsburgh?
- Just give it to them straight, “get out”
- Break it to them gently
- Get them to break up with me
- Um, I’m not much for the romantic confrontation
The vamp you’d have serious sparkage with?
- Bill Compton from "True Blood"
- Katherine Pierce from "Vampire Diaries"
- Edward Cullen from "Twilight"
- Selene from "Underworld"
- Eric Northman from "True Blood"
- Damon Salvatore from "Vampire Diaries"
Sunnydale High is having a talent show and instead of ignoring it – which is the right play – you’re IN it! What’s your talent?
- I can sing a little
- I can play an instrument
- I can do some drama stuff
- Demonstrate my lethal use of weaponry?
When your town sits on top of a Hellmouth every day is kinda sorta Halloween, but the real Halloween is still a thing and a little cosplay is always fun-ish! So, whatcha wearing?
- Sexy vampire
- Sexy werewolf
- Sexy witch
- Sexy pirate
- Sexy librarian
When the sads hit you like a cartoon hammer, what do you do to get back to your happy place?
- I find a good cry is helpful
- I throw myself into my work
- Brooding and sleeping and drinking...
- Vengeance and destroying stuff is a good start