Seated by yourself at the bar, a handsome stranger approaches to strike up a conversation. You feel...
- A little intrigued
- This may be fated... and fun
- Hungry... and not for conversation!
Phew, it sure has been a long day. Made all the longer by...
- My coworker's incessant gabbing
- The lack of spontaneity
- The utter and complete lack of a swimming pool
- Love... it's a bitch!
- Actually... it's not even noon yet. But it FEELS really long!
The Kardashians... What do you think?
- A total bore
- Mildly amusing
- The worst!
Have you been feeling a little guilty about your diet lately?
- I could probably use some more vegetables
- Nope, I've been eating pretty healthy lately...
- Guilty? About eating? Bring on the cake!
Ultimately, alcohol should be...
- Plentiful, always plentiful
- For special occasions
A Hollywood blockbuster, an engrossing book, and a sexy customer walk into a bar. Which do you pick up first?
- The movie
- The book
- The customer
- Movies? Seen 'em. Books? Read 'em. Sex? Had it. What else ya got?