Are You A Gilmore Girl?
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Question 1/10

You’re in line at the grocery store. What ends up in your cart from the “impulse buy” selection?
- People Magazine and Mentos… the “Fresh-Maker”
- A Ring Pop and a Spiderman PEZ dispenser
- Teriyaki beef jerky and vanilla ChapStick
- Spicy corn nuts and regret
- Nothing
Question 2/10

What would you do if you suddenly realized you had turned into your mother?
- Is this a trick question? Because it sounds like a trick question.
- I’d explode into a dangerous cloud of shattered Precious Moments figurines
- I’d be pretty happy, my Mom is alright with me
- I’d wonder why there hadn’t been an intervention
Question 3/10

Kittens on the interwebs. Thoughts?
- Adorbs
- I reject all forms of cuteness
- I’ve never really understood the whole cat thing
- Depends. Are they being snatched up in the talons of an eagle?
Question 4/10

Where would you rank yourself on the Golden Girls sarcasm spectrum?
- Lower than Bea Arthur but higher than Rue McClanahan
- In the Betty White/Estelle Getty range
- I don’t think I’d even register
- It depends on whether I’ve had no coffee, enough coffee, or too much coffee
Question 5/10
Your boyfriend breaks up with you out of the blue. What’s your first thought? Well, more like your twentieth thought after trying to think of motives…
- “I really should go buy a box of tissues”
- “I really should go buy a box of wine”
- “I really should sit down and analyze this until my haircut goes out of style”
- “Later, jackass”
Question 6/10

How do you process really bad news?
- By lying in bed for days
- I wonder why karma has it in for me and then say, “Screw karma.”
- With the help of my family and friends… and maybe chocolate… in vodka form
- Really fast, actually. Like ripping off a Band-Aid.
Question 7/10
How are you at parties?
- Um... I kind of blend into the background
- My capacity for babble is unmatched
- Kinda want to strangle people sometimes, but I usually get over it
- It depends on whether I’ve had no wine, enough wine, or too much wine
Question 8/10
What kind of parent do you see yourself as?
- The cool kind, of course
- Total helicopter
- The strict one, kinda bad cop-ish
- A real crier. Teddy bear and tutu hoarder.
Question 9/10

If you were a Gilmore Girl would you watch "Gilmore Girls"?
- Oh, hells no! Too sentimental.
- Oh, hells yes! Snarky humor makes me happy.
- Probably, but I wouldn’t tell anyone. Well, I’d probably tell someone, but I’d swear them to secrecy.
Question 10/10

Humor is _______.
- The best defense
- An essential part of a nutritious breakfast… and survival
- Usually beyond me
- The cure for stupidity
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