How “Clueless” Are You?

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Question 1/10

Ever played the role of matchmaker?

  • Nope, never…
  • Once…
  • Role? As if! I am *the* matchmaker!
Question 2/10

You’re feeling a little down… how do you perk yourself up?

  • Eat a fabulous meal
  • Talk it out with loved ones
  • Drink… just drink…
  • Go shopping!
Question 3/10

Fur… Do you prefer real or faux?

  • Real
  • Faux
  • Uh... neither...
Question 4/10

Does it bother you at all to see others unhappy or stressed?

  • Of course! I want to save them!
  • A little…
  • Meh...
  • I kind of enjoy seeing other people unhappy… (teehee!)
Question 5/10

Knee socks… Yea or Nay?

  • Yea!
  • Nay!
Question 6/10

Billie Holiday!

  • I love him!
  • I love her!
  • I'm... not sure who that is?
  • Not my cup of tea
Question 7/10

You’re walking down the street, pondering life’s myriad intricacies, when you suddenly pass a shoe store. What happens next?

  • Lost in thought, I do not notice…
  • I pause briefly, perhaps, but not without losing my train of thought
  • What does “myriad” mean?
  • Ooooh! Shoes!@# I wonder if they have that in my size?
Question 8/10

Ahh… Breakfast… the most important meal of the day! What are you having?

  • Eggs, bacon, toast
  • A bowl of cereal or grits or something
  • Something… brunchy! Possibly vegan…
  • 2 bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, 5 M&Ms, a handful of popcorn, and 3 pieces of licorice
Question 9/10

Oh no, your crush is… GAY! What happens next?

  • I run for the hills
  • I die of embarrassment
  • Good taste in fashion sounds like the foundation for a beautiful friendship…
Question 10/10

So…who actually said “To Thine Own Self Be True”?

  • Hamlet
  • Pontius
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