How “Clueless” Are You?

“Ugh… As if!” With the 90s comeback now in full-swing (think: knee-high socks and lots of plaid), we are getting a little nostalgic for our favorite decade-defining flick. And so we simply must ask the question: How Clueless Are You?

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Question 1/10

Ever played the role of matchmaker?

Nope, never…
Once…
Role? As if! I am *the* matchmaker!

Question 2/10

You’re feeling a little down… how do you perk yourself up?

Eat a fabulous meal
Talk it out with loved ones
Drink… just drink…
Go shopping!

Question 3/10

Fur… Do you prefer real or faux?

Real
Faux
Uh... neither...

Question 4/10

Does it bother you at all to see others unhappy or stressed?

Of course! I want to save them!
A little…
Meh...
I kind of enjoy seeing other people unhappy… (teehee!)

Question 5/10

Knee socks… Yea or Nay?

Yea!
Nay!

Question 6/10

Billie Holiday!

I love him!
I love her!
I'm... not sure who that is?
Not my cup of tea

Question 7/10

You’re walking down the street, pondering life’s myriad intricacies, when you suddenly pass a shoe store. What happens next?

Lost in thought, I do not notice…
I pause briefly, perhaps, but not without losing my train of thought
What does “myriad” mean?
Ooooh! Shoes!@# I wonder if they have that in my size?

Question 8/10

Ahh… Breakfast… the most important meal of the day! What are you having?

Eggs, bacon, toast
A bowl of cereal or grits or something
Something… brunchy! Possibly vegan…
2 bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, 5 M&Ms, a handful of popcorn, and 3 pieces of licorice

Question 9/10

Oh no, your crush is… GAY! What happens next?

I run for the hills
I die of embarrassment
Good taste in fashion sounds like the foundation for a beautiful friendship…

Question 10/10

So…who actually said “To Thine Own Self Be True”?

Hamlet
Pontius

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